| 1.01 | The agents learn a lesson in patience when they are sent to Miami to investigate the suspicious Mr. Fish. They quickly learn that he, with the help of Rock Debris, is planning to destroy the city and create a "New Miami" full of trend-setting salsa bars where he then plans to lure all of the influencial fashion personalities so that he can, ultimately, control all of the worlds fads. | |
| 1.02 | All of the world's supermodels have gone missing and the agents are sent to the ultimate Swiss spa, the Ski Lift, where they face The Contessa. | |
| 1.03 | A remote control device which has the ability to destroy the world has been stolen and the one man who can disarm the device has gone missing. With the help of the beautiful Sierra Nevada, the agents are led to Las Vegas where they hope to find him and, if they are lucky, the device. | |
| 1.04 | Champagne du Jour, disco queen, makes the ultimate come-back when it is revealed that she is the heir of Cleopatra. | |
| 1.05 | Luxurious cruise ships are disappearing without a trace from the mystic waters surrounding the Greek Islands. The Agents join forces with gorgeous, Greek swimsuit model Traci Momandpopadopolis on the small, uncharted island of Phreakonos, where the ego-manical Xippo and Xappo Xerxes brothers are hosting a sporting event to end all sporting events, literally. Will our heroic threesome be able to stop this Greek Tragedy before it's too late? | |
| 1.06 | Pop superstar, Julio Blanco, is tragically killed during one of his performances and the agents are called in to check out those that were most likely to gain from his terrible fate -- the Blanco family. | |
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| 1.08 | Kamikaze-Goat-Dash-Partyhat-9 |
The agents pose as coffee buyers for the world's most omnipresent chain of java-joints, Fuddbuckers, after Beverage Intelligence Agent, Miss Lovely Glamour, disappears while inspecting self-made Brazilian coffee lord, Bean Baron Leo Macho Grande. |
| 1.09 | Clove-Propellor-9-Gecko-Dash-6 |
The agents are on their way to the wrestling event "Japan Slam" where the main man behind the event, Fake McName, and Cathy Lee Gifford have gone missing. They are led to the Neo Nippon Hotel, owned by the mysterious Grandmamasan, where they will face a killer panda, a seductive geisha girl, and Doctor Ken from Ski Lift as they unveil a plot to take over the world of wrestling. |
| 1.10 | Toy-Bishop-3000-Dash-Funnel-Cake-40 |
Agent #2 is invited to an exclusive party on a high-speed train in Siberia as a result of his being listed as one of the top ten most elegible bachelors by Blather magazine. Unfortunately for him, Helena Troy reveals that the man behind the party, russian mega-mogul, Napolean, has plans to destroy the train, and Agent #1 is shocked to discover Sierra Nevada playing hostess. |
| 1.11 | Colorado-Oscar-Pashmina-Backlash-12 |
"Well... Nick Knack paddywhack, give the surfers a Bahoner. This Big Bahoner was nothing more than a sad P.R. stunt... Or was it more? Was it a comment on the gullability of the global surf community at large? You tell me. I'm Bill Curtis." |
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